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Police Department
City of New York

Detective Bureau
Wanted Flyer #1738

Police Department
City of New York

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Wanted

For conspiracy to defraud investors

Subject of the fictional parody on the right in a white coat; the person on the left is blurred

The above photograph is of a subject wanted in connection with numerous counts of shattered glassware. Suspect is known for her sweet tooth, SpongeBob SquarePants-themed pottery, and association with an accomplice known only as the Green M&M.…